He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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