We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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