i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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