Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
