what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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