i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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