I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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