My brain says no but my pants say off.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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