That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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