god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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