just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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