there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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