the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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