Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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