We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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