You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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