maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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