Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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