Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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