Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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