I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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