brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just found a bag of teeth...
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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