just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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