So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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