I'm lost and stupid without you.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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