so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Every concussion has its silver lining
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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