nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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