So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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