oh god the rape fog is back!
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
