did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
we should paint friendship bongs
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