talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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