He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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