Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He? As in you personified your dick?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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