Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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