Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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