I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.