Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
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I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!