I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
