school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
my nose is crying tears of wow.
pray to the hookup gods
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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