How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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