Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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