did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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