: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
well most of my day revolves around power hour
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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