I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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