I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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