when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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