So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize