Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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