You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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