Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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