New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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