I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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