I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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