my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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