I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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