so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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