So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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