I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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