If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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