Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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